@ On the way to his Piano lesson:
My Son: "Mom, you know, I made my character on Guitar Hero look like Dean."
Me (driving): "Erm... how?"
My Son: "Well, he's wearing blue jeans, and a jacket. And he has short hair. I just need to know what his eye color is."
Me: "Green."
My Son: "Oh, I need to make a change then."
Me: "Okay..."
My Son: "Wanna me to show you? I'll play Eye of the Tiger for you."
Me (still driving): "Fine, but clean your room first."
My Son: "Awww, mom! At least let me show you my character."
Me: "Clean your room first!"
@ Picking up the dry cleans:
Attendant: "Hey, A***! Long time no see. How have you been?"
My Son: "Fine, just the normal life."
Attendant burst out laughing...
Me (was concentrating on checking the clothes): "What? What did he say?"
@ Having lunch, and telling hubby about our friends' kids' puppy love:
Me: "...and so, Elijah is really sad they are moving away, and he won't be able to go to the same school with Ari anymore."
Hubby: "Well, I'm sure he'll find plenty of other girls in Los Angeles..."
My Son (jumping in suddenly): "You can't find love, you know. Love will find you. Unexpectedly."
O.o
My Son: "Mom, you know, I made my character on Guitar Hero look like Dean."
Me (driving): "Erm... how?"
My Son: "Well, he's wearing blue jeans, and a jacket. And he has short hair. I just need to know what his eye color is."
Me: "Green."
My Son: "Oh, I need to make a change then."
Me: "Okay..."
My Son: "Wanna me to show you? I'll play Eye of the Tiger for you."
Me (still driving): "Fine, but clean your room first."
My Son: "Awww, mom! At least let me show you my character."
Me: "Clean your room first!"
@ Picking up the dry cleans:
Attendant: "Hey, A***! Long time no see. How have you been?"
My Son: "Fine, just the normal life."
Attendant burst out laughing...
Me (was concentrating on checking the clothes): "What? What did he say?"
@ Having lunch, and telling hubby about our friends' kids' puppy love:
Me: "...and so, Elijah is really sad they are moving away, and he won't be able to go to the same school with Ari anymore."
Hubby: "Well, I'm sure he'll find plenty of other girls in Los Angeles..."
My Son (jumping in suddenly): "You can't find love, you know. Love will find you. Unexpectedly."
O.o
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"You can't find love, you know. Love will find you. Unexpectedly. Kids say unexpected (and sometimes very wise) things don't they?
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My son watched some of the Battlestar Galactica with me too (the scenes where I deemed okay for kids). One time, in his Dad's office (my hubby teaches Computer Science), he blurted (out of blue): "To live a better life, they need to give up technology." I was like: "What?!" He went on: "You know, technologies are evil, like in Battlestar Galactica!" O.O
Yeah, kids say most unexpected things sometimes. Makes me scared of what kind of materials I put forth in front of him. They are like sponges, they absorb everything around them, even the ones we don't think they'd notice.
I still suspect that line about love he heard it from some of rock song maybe. I just can't think of any...